What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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