I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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