If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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