I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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