this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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