Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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