Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize