its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Do vagina's smell?
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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