Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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