Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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