We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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