Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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