That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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