i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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