just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dicks are not precious.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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