there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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