Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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