At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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