I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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