my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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