i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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