I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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