FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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