He told me they were just razor bumps!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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