Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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