i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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