well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This gyro tastes like lonliness
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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