These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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