dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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