we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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