I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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