If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize