I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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