I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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