Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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