He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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