I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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