whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize