y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If that was your dad, he is hot
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize