My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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