Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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