i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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