The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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