i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm both gender and math confused
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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