i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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