dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
a search helicopter?!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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