i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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