All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize