he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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