you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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