wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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